missing.

Missing in action, my two ankles. Last seen on or about 11.08.09.
Boney and flesh in color. If found, please contact me immediately.

I looked down at my ankles (or what use to be my ankles) tonight and let out of "oh no!" Andrew wondered what was wrong and then he looked down at what I was starring at. He then placed his head under the blanket and laughed at my lack of ankles. Good thing I love him. He then tried to reassure me that "they aren't that bad". Good try, I am not blind.